I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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