when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you didnt know i had herpes?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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