Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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