I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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