did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I could fuck to npr.
Randomize
