btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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