from now on my penis is your penis
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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