Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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