sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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