you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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