We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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