Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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