Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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