CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Come on in and take your pants off
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