Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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