So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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