You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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