Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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