Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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