I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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