You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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