I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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