I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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