But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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