About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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