with your own penis?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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