I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I met the friendliest cop last night
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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