Apparently you make a good broom.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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