You don't have asthma, your pregnant
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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