So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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