Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
