Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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