if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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