nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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