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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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