Me. At least after what I've been through.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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