i think my mom watched the whole time
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My dick has a subreddit
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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