he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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