I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
