My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
