Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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