hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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