who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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