I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
