...so i touched it.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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