Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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