so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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