what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Randomize
