White coat. Heels.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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