think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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